A Short Follow-Up

There's something so blatantly obvious I missed in the last post, I'm a little embarrassed. It's the importance of making these actions into verbs. (In case you haven't read the last post, now's a great time to do it. What follows will make even less sense without that knowledge.)

You want to be able to send your friend a text before you show up somewhere that says "Hey, I'm about to the party. Got a good conversation going? Don't forget to '2 Chainz' me in." You want to send that text because you want your friend to be ready to give you the intro.

Then, of course, after you leave, you want them to say that you Tunechi'd out of that conversation like it was your job. And if you're doing it right, it practically will be.

Lastly, you want to hear people mutter, as you walk away for good, "Man, we thought he was gone, but he totally snuck back in and YMCMB'd. That was dope."

And then you want to find different friends because, seriously, who says "dope" anymore?